February 2012
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
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Anonymous asked: what was it like to be fucked in the ass mouth and probably other places by frank gentile?
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Anonymous asked: do you flirt with everyone's boyfriends while they're still dating or?
reblog with a pic of the first image that comes up...
I am a winner.
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
FBI: Why'd you steal the Declaration of Independence?
Nicolas Cage: #Yolo
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My Tumblr summed up in 7 questions.
URL: mortuivivispraecipant
Top 5 fandoms you’ll see:l
Glee
Sherlock
Harry Potter
The Hunger Games
Are serial killers a fandom?
Top 3 celebrities you’ll see:
Andrew Scott, the perfect man.
Jared Leto
Dave Grohl
Top 3 other topics you’ll see:
Pretty things, i.e. flowers, teacups, rainbows.
Skulls and skeletons.
Batman. Lots and lots of Batman.
Do I make graphics? No.
Do I...
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